Well this journal has nothing to do with anything.
So I'm just writing it because I haven't written anything for a while.
So yeah, this is just a bunch of nothingness.
But I should entertain whoever is bored enough to read this...
Okay then, what is entertaining?
Well
If you readers were cats, I would throw a ball of yarn at you.
But I kind of doubt that cats can read.
If you readers were dogs, I would throw a stick so you can fetch it.
But I kind of doubt that dogs can read.
If you readers were rabbits, I would give you a carrot.
But I kind of doubt that rabbits can read.
If you readers were mice, I would give you cheese.
But I kind of doubt that mice can read.
If you readers were hamsters, I would give you a wheel.
But I kind of doubt that hamsters can read.
If you readers were cows, I would give you grass.
But I kind of doubt that cows can read.
If you readers were horses, I would give you apples.
But I kind of doubt that horses can read.
If you readers were birds, I would give you seeds.
But I kind of doubt that birds can read.
If you readers were fish, I would poke the glass.
Heheheh, who said I couldn't be entertained?